Fringe planner — Fri 14 Aug

Rebuilt Mon 10 Aug 2026, 05:00 BST · updated 09:15 from your calendar and your Fringe confirmation emails directly
Three things resolved this morning: Youth in Flames isn't yours (free morning), the Friday clash doesn't exist, and Wednesday's advice has flipped — keep both paid tickets. Today and tomorrow are the official Fringe 2-for-1 days.
Any underlined show title opens its edfringe page — full blurb, dates and booking. Every one was checked to load before it went on here.
Walking times are modelled, ±20%. Add 5 min for queues. Allocation figures were last refreshed by the box-office feed up to 4 days ago — directional, not live.

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Morning check — Fri 14 Aug 2026, 11:20 BST

Gone since yesterday:
2026-08-13 12:20 — Alan Bissett: The Red Hourglass
2026-08-13 14:45 — DARKFIELD: COMA
2026-08-13 18:25 — Sh!t Theatre: Evita Too
2026-08-13 20:00 — Reuben Kaye: Hard to Swallow

⚠️ 10 items — corrections, open questions, things to book
  1. NEW — you have five spare tickets, and three of them are today. Your booking confirmations show 2 tickets on five shows, all bought 2-for-1: Corpse 15:15, HAM 19:30 and Underground Monk 22:15 today, then Lover Girl 14:40 and Raumdeuter 16:10 tomorrow. Everything else is a single. If you want company for any of those, today is the day to offer — three seats going spare within the next twelve hours. → Related correction: I previously told you the spare was for Garry Starr. It isn't — Garry Starr is in none of your orders. Don't offer that one.
  2. RESOLVED — the three "check your ticket" venues. Read straight off your confirmations, so these are now facts rather than guesses. Lover Girl and Raumdeuter are both Upstairs at Pleasance Courtyard — the same room, 30 minutes apart, zero travel between them. Reuben Kaye is Palais du Variété at Assembly George Square Gardens, which also means the Stamptown late option is in the same venue — a genuine 50-minute changeover with no walk.
  3. RESOLVED — and I over-escalated it. The Monday Trainspotting/HAM collision was never yours. You are not going to Trainspotting; Steve and Phil are. It sits on the shared calendar because Steve added it, and I read a shared entry as a commitment of yours. Nothing to decide tonight — HAM 19:30 stands and your evening is unchanged. → Knock-on: I have deleted the Fri 14 Trainspotting rescue, which existed only to solve a problem that did not exist. Your last night is now open from 19:50 — see Friday.
  4. CORRECTION to yesterday's plan: Wiesenthal is NOT 2-for-1. I told you yesterday it was 2-for-1 today. That was wrong. Gilded Balloon's own box office and edfringeguide both show no 2-for-1 flag on it. It is £16.50, 23% of allocation left. Today and tomorrow genuinely are the official Fringe 2-for-1 days — Wiesenthal just isn't in the scheme.
  5. CORRECTION: Youth in Flames' Fringe First is from 2025, not 2026. Mimi Martin won it in round two of the 2025 awards, announced 15 Aug 2025 when the show was at ZOO Playground. The Pleasance billing omits the year. No 2026 Fringe Firsts have been announced as of this morning; the 2026 ceremony is Fri 28 Aug. Don't repeat the "2026 winner" framing to anyone.
  6. RESOLVED — Youth in Flames 11:30 is not yours. I now read your calendar and inbox directly rather than guessing. The entry was created by Steve, has no guest list at all, and no ticket exists for it in any of your three Fringe orders — I checked all three confirmation emails. You have no ticket and nothing to be at this morning. → Your morning is now free all the way to Corpse at 15:15. Slack figures in today's midday gap were calculated from a 12:35 finish, so every one of them is now more generous than stated, not less.
  7. Wed 12 — the one genuinely open question, and it now points the other way. The Loch Lomond / Stirling / Kelpies tour (09:00–18:30) has the same fingerprint as the three entries that turned out not to be yours: created by Steve, no guest list, no location, no description, nothing on your own calendar. Against that, both Summerhall shows that day are confirmed paid tickets of yours — As Far As We Know 10:40, and Roleplay 17:50 (I found its confirmation email, a separate order from the other two). So the default flips: keep the two tickets you paid for, and ask Steve whether you were ever on the coach. A tour is a group booking, so unlike a single show seat I can't settle this from the record alone — but it is no longer a case of writing off two paid tickets by default.
  8. Wed 12, 13:00 work call is still on your personal calendar. A previous draft of mine assumed it had been cancelled for the holiday. Either it's back or it was never removed — worth 10 seconds to check.
  9. RESOLVED — the Friday 15:00 clash does not exist. Behind Closed Doors is Steve and Phil's. Confirmed from the calendar record, not inferred: created by Steve, Phil is the sole invitee and you are not on the guest list, Meet link attached, and no ticket for it in any of your orders. Identical fingerprint to Trainspotting Live. Bi-Curious George 15:00 simply stands — it's your booked ticket and nothing competes with it. No message to Steve needed.
  10. Box-office chases (in person, no central allocation): Bigfoot Ripped My Dog In Half I Saw It — ★★★★★ BroadwayWorld 8 Aug, 0% central allocation, Summerhall box office only. Joseph Morpurgo: Highlander 70 — Pleasance box office only, and tomorrow (Tue 11) is the last date of his first window; he goes dark until 20 Aug, after you leave. Ania Magliano is dead — her producer has confirmed the entire run sold out.
  11. CORRECTION: Reuben Kaye's ★★★★ Chortle review is dated 19 April 2026 — that's the Melbourne run, not Edinburgh. Chortle's 2026 index mixes Australian reviews in with Edinburgh ones. Your Thu 13 booking is fine, just don't expect it to be carrying a 2026 Edinburgh notice. Same caveat applies to several other undated entries on that index.

Shape of the day: morning free until SAND at 13:30, then you're at Summerhall for the rest of the day — SAND, Corpse, HAM, all in one building. Two gaps left to fill: a 3h15 afternoon and a 1h45 after HAM. No clash — nothing to decide today. 2-for-1 day.

Pleasance CourtyardSummerhallAssembly RoxyAssembly George Square Gardens
10:00
3h 30m free · until 13:30
10:30The Wreck Summerhall30 min spare before · 2h after
12:00Jitters Summerhall2h spare before · 30 min after
11:30
Youth in Flames – Winner: Scotsman Fringe First Award
11:30–12:35 · not yours — Steve & Phil Pleasance Courtyard
13:30
13:30–14:30 · 1h Summerhall
Main Hall
14:30
45 min free · until 15:15
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
15:15
15:15–16:15 · 1h Summerhall
Red Lecture Theatre
16:15
1h 45m free · until 18:00
16:45JULIUS CAESAR VARIETY SHOW Summerhall30 min spare before · 15 min after
16:40Mrs Gary Breath Assembly Roxy5 min spare before · 0 min after
same building — no walk
18:00
18:00–19:05 · 1h 05m Summerhall
Summerhall (26), Old Lab
18:30
18:30–19:50 · not yours — Steve & Phil
19:05
25 min free · until 19:30
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
19:30
19:30–20:30 · 1h Summerhall
Old Lab
20:30
1h 30m free · 15 min of it is the walk · until 22:15
20:45PLASTIC Summerhall15 min spare before · 15 min after
walk 9 min · allow 15 · you have 1h 45m
22:15
22:15–23:15 · 1h Assembly George Square Gardens
Piccolo Tent

Walking times modelled from venue postcodes (±20%). Allow = walk + 5 min for queues, rounded up to the next 5.

🍽 Food near by

Pleasance Courtyard

Mosque Kitchen

Nicolson Sq · very cheap, very fast · directly on the Pleasance → Summerhall line

The obvious one if you're taking SAND or Playback — eat en route, no detour.

Summerhall

Ting Thai Caravan · sit-down

Teviot Place · open evenings · ~13 min from Summerhall

Fast even when it's busy. Good if you want to be sat down by 18:00 and back at Summerhall by 19:15.

Paradise Palms · sit-down

41 Lothian St · all plant-based · kitchen to 22:00, bar to 01:00 · ~12 min from Summerhall

The proper option. With a 1h45 window after Julius Caesar this is comfortable, and it's on the line towards Assembly George Square for later.

Paradise Palms

41 Lothian St · kitchen to 22:00, bar to 01:00 · on the Summerhall → George Square line

If you skip a show in this gap, this is the late option that's actually still cooking. Everything else near Summerhall is winding down.

Assembly George Square Gardens

Uncle Tiger

3 Bristo Place (same address as Assembly Checkpoint) · quick

Best if you're going to Teviot for Wiesenthal — it's on the way.

on the walk

Ting Thai Caravan

Teviot Place · fast, cheap, reliably good

Same line as Uncle Tiger. Can be a queue at peak — allow the 5 min.

Civerinos

Pizza by the slice · quick

The 15-minute answer if you take I AM JOHNNY and only have a sliver.

Mosque Kitchen

Nicolson St · cheap, fast, open evenings · ~8 min

Closest cheap-and-fast to Summerhall. Under £10, under 20 minutes.

Oink

Hog roast rolls · shuts 17:00

Lunch only. Genuinely 10 minutes end to end if the gap is tight.

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Gap · until 11:30

Morning free

Your morning is completely free until SAND at 13:30 — Youth in Flames isn't yours. Both shows below are at Summerhall, so you'd already be in the building when SAND starts.

Shows that fit

★ BEST FIT
The Wreck

10:30 · Summerhall (26), Old Lab · 60 min · 2-for-1 today

No 2026 review found — listed on its programme details, not on the strength of a notice.

Multimedia and puppetry. Ends 11:30 and you're already at Summerhall, so 2 hours clear before SAND — the roomiest fit of the day. Confirmed on sale for today from the box-office feed.

Jitters

12:00 · Summerhall (26), Old Lab · 60 min · 2-for-1 today

No 2026 review. The ★★★★ Scotsman / Independent quotes are for the company's previous work, not this show. Contains distressing themes.

Ends 13:00, zero travel to SAND — 30 min slack. Worth knowing: this is the same show you have pencilled in as a Wednesday draft, and Wednesday is the day still hanging on the coach-tour question. Seeing it today takes it off that list entirely.

Do

Closed today: Collective and VoxBox (Mon & Tue), Stills (Sun & Mon). Radical Road still closed. Edinburgh Art Festival doesn't open until 14 Aug — your last day.

Not yours · no action

Youth in Flames — Steve's

11:30–12:35 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Bunker One · 65 min · 14+

You have no ticket for this — confirmed, not assumed. Steve created the entry, there is no guest list, and it appears in none of your three Fringe orders. Publicly sold out. Also: the Fringe First billing is a 2025 award, not this year. Ignore it and enjoy a free morning.

Gap · now → 15:15 · the whole morning

Midday: anywhere → Summerhall

You need to be at Summerhall Red Lecture Theatre by 15:10. Every slack figure below was worked out from a 12:35 finish at Pleasance, so with the morning free they are all conservative — the tight ones are now comfortable. Pleasance Courtyard → Summerhall is 14 min if you do start from there.

Shows that fit

★ BOOKED — see the card below
SAND

13:30 · Summerhall (26), Main Hall · 60 min · £18

You booked this on the morning of Mon 10 Aug. It is no longer an option to weigh up — the other entries in this gap are listed only in case you want something before or after it.

Wiesenthal

13:15–14:25 · Gilded Balloon Teviot (14), Dining Room · 70 min · £16.50 · 23% left · 14+

No 2026 review. The ★★★★★ Scotsman / BroadwayBaby quotes on the poster are prior-run marketing.

Pleasance Courtyard → Teviot 9 min, arrive ~12:44, 30 min slack. Teviot → Summerhall 13 min, so you're at Corpse by ~14:40 — 35 min slack. Comfortable. Political theatre: Simon Wiesenthal's last day at work. Not 2-for-1 — I got that wrong yesterday.

Lunch Break Luxuriate Lit Salon

13:30 · Summerhall · 90 min · £25 · 88% left

No review yet.

Ends 15:00, zero travel to Corpse — 15 min slack. Longer and pricier than the others; only if the salon format appeals.

Playback

13:20 · Summerhall · 60 min · £17 · no central allocation — Summerhall box office in person

No review yet.

Ends 14:20, zero travel — 50 min slack. You'd be at the Summerhall box office anyway if you're chasing Bigfoot, so ask about both together.

The Battle of Frogs and Mice

14:15 · ZOO Southside (82), 117 Nicolson St · 45 min · £13 · 64% left

No review yet.

Ends 15:00, ZOO → Summerhall 7 min = 15:07 for a 15:15 start. 8 min slack — that's a brisk walk, not a stroll. Homeric mock-epic, physical.

Campitalism: Three Gays Try to Fix The Economy — DON'T

14:05 · Pleasance Courtyard · 55 min · £13 · 38% left

On your taste, but it ends 15:00 and Pleasance → Summerhall is 14 min. That's 15:14 for a 15:15 curtain. One minute. Listed only so you don't find it yourself and try it.

Eat — the 13:00 window

Do — if you'd rather not sit in a show

Booked today

SAND

13:30–14:30 · Summerhall (26), Main Hall · 60 min · £18 · 1 ticket

Booked this morning. Zero travel to Corpse afterwards — same building, 45 min slack. This also parks you at Summerhall for the whole afternoon and evening, which is the shape the day wanted anyway. The Wiesenthal draft at 13:15 is now dead — it overlaps this and you can't do both. Ignore it; I've left it on your calendar rather than deleting something you might still want.

Booked

Kirsty Mann: Corpse

15:15–16:15 · Summerhall (26), Red Lecture Theatre · 60 min · 2 tickets

Real-life ghost story horror-comedy. Now at 1% allocation — you're fine, you hold tickets, but there'll be no spares at the door for anyone tagging along.

Gap · 16:15 → 19:30 · 3h 15m

Afternoon: Summerhall → Summerhall

Longest gap of the day and you start and finish in the same building. Room for a show and a proper sit-down dinner. HAM is 19:30 in the Old Lab.

Shows that fit

★ BEST FIT
JULIUS CAESAR VARIETY SHOW

16:45 · Summerhall (26), Red Lecture Theatre · 60 min · £17 · 61% left

No review yet.

You do not move — it's the same room Corpse finishes in. 30 min slack at the front, ends 17:45 leaving 1h 45m for dinner before HAM. Best-shaped option of the day.

Surreally Good — Scott Turnbull

17:20 · Summerhall · 60 min · £15 · 63% left

No 2026 review. The List covered the 2025 run and gave no star rating.

Zero travel. Ends 18:20, 70 min slack before HAM. Lets you eat first (16:15–17:10) rather than after.

The Speakeasy Experience

17:45 · Summerhall · 60 min · £20 · no central allocation — box office in person

No review yet.

Immersive, on your taste. Ends 18:45, zero travel, 45 min slack. Ask at the Summerhall box office when you chase Bigfoot.

OUT THERE — Mark Vigeant

17:20 · Assembly Roxy (139), 2 Roxburgh Place · 60 min · £14 · 70% left

No review yet.

Summerhall → Roxy 12 min. Ends 18:20, back by 18:32 — ~1 hour slack. Alt/experimental comedy. Comfortable.

Mrs Gary Breath

16:40 · Assembly Roxy (139) · 60 min · £14.50 · 80% left

No review yet.

Summerhall → Roxy 12 min means leaving at 16:15 and arriving 16:27 — 13 min slack, fine. Ends 17:40, back 17:52. Works, but you're walking straight out of Corpse.

I AM JOHNNY

18:15 · Summerhall (26), Red Lecture Theatre · 60 min · £17 · 81% left

No review yet.

Ends 19:15, HAM is 19:30 in the same building — 15 min, no walk. Doable, but it means eating at 16:30 or not at all, and HAM is a no-latecomers-style show. Only if you want the day maximally full.

Eat — the 19:00 window (do it in this gap)

This is your one real dinner opportunity today. After HAM you have 1h45 but you'll want it for a show. Eat between 17:45 and 19:10.

Useless tonight: Oink, The Haggis Box, Union of Genius and Origin Coffee all shut at 17:00.

Do

Not yours · no action

Trainspotting Live — Steve and Phil

18:30–19:50 · Pleasance at EICC (150b), Cromdale Tunnel

On the shared calendar because Steve added it and Phil is going. You are not. I previously read this as a clash with your HAM at 19:30 and pushed a fix for it — that was my error, and it cost you a paragraph of worry this morning. Your evening runs straight to HAM as planned.

Booked

HAM

19:30–20:30 · Summerhall (26), Old Lab · 60 min · £17 · 18+ · 2 tickets

Kinky eco-hijacking of Hamlet (Hotter Project). Your calendar note says latecomers may not be admitted — I could not find that policy stated on Summerhall's page this morning, so treat it as true and be early. Nothing competes with it: the whole 16:15–19:30 window is yours.

Gap · 20:30 → 22:15 · 1h 45m

Late: Summerhall → Assembly George Square Gardens

Summerhall → Assembly George Square is 10 min. You need to be at the Piccolo by ~22:10.

Shows that fit

★ THE ONLY CLEAN FIT
PLASTIC

20:45 · Summerhall (26) · 60 min · £17 · 33% left

No review yet.

Zero travel out of HAM — 15 min slack at the front. Ends 21:45, then the 10 min walk gets you to the Piccolo at ~21:55 with 20 min in hand. This is the only option tonight that isn't a compromise.

Bigfoot Ripped My Dog In Half I Saw It · WON'T FIT TONIGHT

21:10 · Summerhall (26), Main Hall · 60 min · £17 · 0% central allocation — Summerhall box office in person

★★★★★ BroadwayWorld, 8 Aug — "Their idiosyncratic brand of absurdist physical theatre is what the Fringe should be. Experimental. Daring." (Cindy Marcolina)

The best-reviewed thing on your radar and squarely your taste — Xhloe & Natasha, absurdist physical theatre with clowning and puppetry. But it ends 22:10 and the Piccolo is 10 min away, so you'd arrive 22:20 for a 22:15 start. Taking this means giving up Underground Monk, which you've booked and which is itself at 1% allocation. Your call — but that's the actual trade, and it's the last chance you'll get at Bigfoot this week unless a slot opens.

Werewolf — Binge Culture

21:00 · Summerhall (26), TechCube 0 · 60 min · £17 · 66% left

Skip — you've already booked this for Wed 12 at 21:00. Listed so you don't accidentally buy it twice.

Puttana / SMUT — both miss

Puttana 21:15 Summerhall Red Lecture Theatre (ends 22:15 exactly) · SMUT 21:10 Assembly Roxy (ends 22:10, then a 10 min walk)

Both land you at the Piccolo late. Listed to save you the maths.

Eat

If you took PLASTIC you won't eat here — which is why the 17:45–19:10 dinner in the previous gap matters.

Booked

UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW

22:15–23:15 · Assembly George Square Gardens (3), Piccolo · 60 min · 2 tickets

18+ · nudity, strobe, audience participation. 1% allocation left — no spares at the door.

Shape of the day: a New Town start at the Quaker Meeting House, then everything collapses into Pleasance Courtyard for the evening. Second and last 2-for-1 day. The one urgent thing is Morpurgo.

Quaker Meeting HousePleasance Courtyard
10:00
2h 55m free · until 12:55
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
12:00
12:00–13:00 · not yours — Steve & Phil Quaker Meeting House
12:55
12:55–13:55 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Courtyard
13:55
45 min free · until 14:40
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
14:40
14:40–15:40 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Upstairs
15:40
30 min free · until 16:10
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
16:10
16:10–17:10 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Upstairs
17:10
50 min free · until 18:00
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
18:00
18:00–19:00 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Courtyard
19:00
2h 20m free · until 21:20
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk

Walking times modelled from venue postcodes (±20%). Allow = walk + 5 min for queues, rounded up to the next 5.

🍽 Food near by

Quaker Meeting House

Oink

Victoria St — directly below the Quaker Meeting House · shuts 17:00

You come out onto Victoria Terrace and it's right there. Ten minutes, done, and you still have an hour.

Pleasance Courtyard

Ting Thai Caravan / Uncle Tiger

Teviot Place / 3 Bristo Place · both on the line to Pleasance

Sit-down-ish and still comfortable inside 70 minutes.

Ting Thai Caravan · sit-down

Teviot Place · ~8 min from Pleasance Courtyard

If you take Morpurgo, eat in the 20:00–21:10 window after it — that's the roomier one.

Union of Genius

Forrest Rd · soup · shuts 17:00 · on the walk to Pleasance

Directly en route. Fast.

on the walk

Civerinos / Uncle Tiger

Bristo/George Square cluster · 7–8 min · fast

The 30-minute answer either side of Morpurgo.

Paradise Palms

41 Lothian St · kitchen to 22:00 · ~8 min

Works for a late supper between Morpurgo and Garry Starr.

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Planned · Steve & Phil

When Vincent Met John

12:00–13:30 · C alto (40), Quaker Meeting House, 7 Victoria Terrace EH1 2JL

Van Gogh meets Lennon. Steve's addition, Phil attending.

Gap · 13:30 → 14:40 · 1h 10m

Quaker Meeting House → Pleasance Courtyard (12 min)

Eat — the 13:00 window

Do

Booked

Temi Wilkey: Lover Girl

14:40–15:40 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Upstairs · 16+ · 2 tickets · £7.50 each (2-for-1)

Venue confirmed: Upstairs at Pleasance Courtyard — from your booking confirmation, so no need to check your ticket. Queer character comedy. You hold 2 tickets — one is spare.

Booked

Dee Allum: Raumdeuter

16:10–17:10 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Upstairs · 16+ · 2 tickets · £7.50 each (2-for-1)

Resolved, and it's good news: this is the same room as Lover Girl — Upstairs at Pleasance Courtyard. The worry that these two might be in different venues 30 minutes apart is gone: zero travel, you don't even leave the room. Queer/trans alt comedy. 2 tickets — one spare.

Draft · BOOK TODAY

Joseph Morpurgo: Highlander 70

19:00–20:00 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Forth · £20 · no central allocation — Pleasance box office in person

Tomorrow is the last date of his first window. The run goes dark after Tue 11 and doesn't return until 20 Aug, six days after you fly. First new show in nine years. This is genuinely now or never.

Sits inside your 4h 10m evening gap and it's in the same building as Garry Starr later — zero travel either side. Ends 20:00, leaving 80 min to eat before 21:20.

Gap · 17:10 → 19:00 (or 21:20) · 1h 50m+

Evening at Pleasance Courtyard

Eat — the 19:00 window

Do

Collective and VoxBox are closed Tue as well as Mon. Stills is open today.

Booked

Garry Starr: Classic Penguins

21:20–22:20 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), 60 Pleasance

With your hosts Nick and Alexander. Clown/physical, dead centre of your taste. Correction: I previously said you had a spare ticket for this to offer Steve or Phil. That was wrong — Garry Starr appears in none of your three Fringe orders, so the booking is presumably Nick and Alexander's rather than yours. Don't offer a seat you may not hold. Your real spares are listed in the alert box.

Shape of the day: the one open question left on the trip — but it has moved in your favour. Both Summerhall tickets are confirmed yours; the coach tour looks like Steve's entry. One message to Steve settles the day.

SummerhallPleasance Courtyard
07:30
3h 10m free · until 10:40
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
09:00
Tour: Loch Lomond, Stirling Castle, Kelpies
09:00–18:30 · not yours — Steve & Phil
10:40
10:40–11:45 · 1h 05m Summerhall
Main Hall
11:45
1h 15m free · until 13:00
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
venue unknown — check your ticket before assuming the walk
13:00
Sync - Weekly
13:00–13:45 · 45 min ?
venue unknown — check your ticket before assuming the walk
13:20
13:20–14:20 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Courtyard
14:20
40 min free · until 15:00
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
15:00
15:00–16:00 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Pleasance Courtyard
16:00
1h 30m free · 20 min of it is the walk · until 17:50
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
walk 14 min · allow 20 · you have 1h 50m
17:50
17:50–19:00 · 1h 10m Summerhall
TechCube 0
19:00
2h free · until 21:00
Nothing researched fits this window — open What's on now at the top for everything on at your venues.
same building — no walk
21:00
21:00–22:10 · 1h 10m Summerhall
TechCube 0

Walking times modelled from venue postcodes (±20%). Allow = walk + 5 min for queues, rounded up to the next 5.

🍽 Food near by

Summerhall

Paradise Palms

41 Lothian St · kitchen to 22:00 · ~12 min from Summerhall

The 19:00–19:40 window between Roleplay and the Conk draft is tight for this. The 20:45–21:00 slot is not enough. Eat at 16:00–17:30 before Roleplay or you won't eat.

on the walk

Mosque Kitchen

Nicolson St · ~8 min · cheap and fast

The realistic option if you're eating between shows.

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Clash · third day unresolved

Loch Lomond / Stirling / Kelpies tour vs two paid Summerhall shows

Tour 09:00–18:30 (all day, out of the city)
vs As Far As We Know 10:40–11:45 · Summerhall · booked, 1 ticket
vs Roleplay 17:50–19:00 · Summerhall, TechCube 0 · booked, 1 ticket

If you are on the coach it swallows both. Roleplay's real start time is 17:50, not the 17:45 your calendar originally had — even a tour that ran early wouldn't rescue it, because you'd be getting off a coach at 18:30.

Changed since yesterday: the tour looks like Steve's entry, not a commitment of yours. It was created by Steve, has no guest list, no location and no description, and there is nothing matching it on your own calendar — the same pattern as Trainspotting Live, Youth in Flames and Behind Closed Doors, all three of which turned out not to be yours. Meanwhile both Summerhall shows are confirmed paid tickets of yours (I have both confirmation emails).

So the advice inverts: don't write anything off. Keep As Far As We Know and Roleplay, and send Steve one message asking whether you were ever booked on the coach. A tour is a group booking rather than a numbered seat, so this is the one thing on the trip I genuinely cannot settle from the record — but the burden of proof has moved. Do not cancel two paid tickets for a day out you may not be on.

Check

Work call

13:00–13:45

Still sitting on your personal calendar. A previous draft of mine assumed this was cancelled for the holiday — it isn't, or it was never removed. If you're on a coach at Stirling Castle at 13:00 this is a problem too.

Booked · at risk

As Far As We Know

10:40–11:45 · Summerhall (26) · 1 ticket · 12+ · latecomers not admitted

YESYESNONO (Sam Ward) — hallucinogenic road-trip through a world of anomalies. Experimental, your kind of thing.

Draft

JITTERS (Charly Clive & Ellen Robertson)

12:00–13:00 · Summerhall, Old Lab · ~£18.25

Two-hander set in the hour before a wedding that may not go ahead. ★★★★ Scotsman and ★★★★ Independent quotes are for previous work, not this show. Contains distressing themes.

Only viable if the tour goes. Pairs with As Far As We Know for a zero-travel Summerhall morning — but it also runs straight into the 13:00 work call.

Booked · at risk

C: Roleplay

17:50–19:00 · Summerhall (26), TechCube 0 · 70 min · £18 + £1.50 fee · 1 ticket · 18+ · no central allocation left

Corrected time: 17:50, not 17:45. Same room as Werewolf later, so zero travel between them. Price corrected: £18, not the £22 shown here previously — I have the confirmation email, booked 7 June under a separate order from your other two. This is definitely a paid ticket of yours.

Draft

Man Sings the Same Song Over and Over Again for an Hour

19:45–20:45 · Summerhall, Red Lecture Theatre · 18+ · nudity, audience participation

No review. Durational comedy/live-art experiment — Conk sings one song for an hour.

Roleplay ends 19:00 in the same building — 45 min slack, zero travel. Ends 20:45, leaving 15 min before Werewolf at 21:00.

Booked

Werewolf

21:00–22:00 · Summerhall (26), TechCube 0 · ~70 min · £17 · 66% left · 1 ticket · 12+ · latecomers not admitted

Binge Culture's immersive Traitors-style horror-comedy — lycanthropy outbreak, a safehouse, a circle of strangers. Same room as Roleplay, zero travel.

Draft · optional late

Creepy Boys — SLUGS

22:40–23:40 · Summerhall (26), TechCube 0 · 60 min · £17 (£14.50 conc) · 8% allocation left · 18+

The ★★★★ Guardian / Scotsman / Chortle / FT quotes are all from the 2025 run. No 2026 review exists.

Run ends 17 August — this week or never. Techno-punk concert / clown show / basement puppet nightmare. Zero travel: Werewolf is in this exact room. 8% left, so book rather than chance the door.

Eat

If you're in Edinburgh

Shape of the day: free until 14:45, then a tight, well-packed evening entirely within the George Square cluster. The turnaround between Evita Too and Reuben Kaye is the thing to plan around.

The Stand Comedy Club 2Pleasance CourtyardZOO SouthsideAssembly George Square GardensAssembly George SquareUnderbelly Cowgate
10:00
2h 20m free · until 12:20
10:00Hello Birds Pleasance Courtyard The Green0 min spare before · 1h 10m after
10:40The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much Pleasance Courtyard Forth40 min spare before · 5 min after
11:10SeedHeart Pleasance Courtyard Below1h 10m spare before · 0 min after
10:10Confessions Of A Mulatto Love Child ZOO Southside Studio10 min spare before · 20 min after
10:30Flesh ZOO Southside Main House30 min spare before · 20 min after
10:00Explosive Science Show! Assembly George Square Gardens Piccolo Tent0 min spare before · 50 min after
10:00Monski Mouse's Baby Cabaret Assembly George Square Gardens Palais du Variété0 min spare before · 1h after
10:45The Truth About Trees Assembly George Square The Box45 min spare before · 5 min after
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12:20
12:20–13:20 · 1h The Stand Comedy Club 2
The Stand Comedy Club 2, 16 North St Andrew St
13:20
55 min free · 30 min of it is the walk · until 14:45
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walk 24 min · allow 30 · you have 1h 25m
14:45
14:45–15:15 · 30 min Assembly George Square
Darkfield COMA
15:15
2h 55m free · 15 min of it is the walk · until 18:25
15:40you asked for this Play Dead Underbelly Cowgate Iron Belly5 min spare before · 1h 25m after
16:00Gyles Brandreth: Up Memory Lane! Assembly George Square Gordon Aikman Theatre45 min spare before · 1h 10m after
16:05Ethan Cavanagh: Rental Breakdown Assembly George Square The Crate50 min spare before · 1h 05m after
16:05The Bob Ross Effect Assembly George Square Gardens Piccolo Tent50 min spare before · 55 min after
16:20Scout Boxall: God's Favourite Assembly George Square The Box1h 05m spare before · 50 min after
16:30Strange Tales from Liaozhai ZOO Southside Main House1h spare before · 45 min after
16:40YUCK Circus: Naughties Assembly George Square Gardens Palais du Variété1h 25m spare before · 30 min after
16:40Dreamgirl ZOO Southside Studio1h 10m spare before · 45 min after
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walk 5 min · allow 15 · you have 3h 10m
18:25
18:25–19:40 · 1h 15m ZOO Southside
Main House
walk 5 min · allow 15 · you have 20 min
20:00
20:00–21:00 · 1h Assembly George Square Gardens
Palais du Variété
21:00
Free from 21:00 · rest of the night
21:45Chad Goes Deep – Chill Towards Enlightenment Assembly George Square The Crate45 min after your last show
21:50Casey Filips: What a Character Assembly George Square The Box50 min after your last show
21:50Stamptown Assembly George Square Gardens Palais du Variété50 min after your last show
22:2527 Club Assembly George Square Gordon Aikman Theatre1h 25m after your last show
23:55Best of the Fest Assembly George Square Gardens Palais du Variété2h 55m after your last show
23:55Sexy Circus Sideshow 3.0 Assembly George Square Gardens Piccolo Tent2h 55m after your last show
21:35Stop Playing Jacob's Ladder With My Spine ZOO Southside Studio20 min after your last show
22:40Bottoming for Jesus ZOO Southside Studio1h 25m after your last show
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Walking times modelled from venue postcodes (±20%). Allow = walk + 5 min for queues, rounded up to the next 5.

🍽 Food near by

Assembly George Square

Paradise Palms · sit-down, 16:00–17:00

41 Lothian St · ~6 min from George Square · kitchen to 22:00

If you take Fuccbois at 17:05, eat here at 16:00 and walk over. That's the clean version of the evening.

on the walk

Uncle Tiger / Civerinos

Bristo Place cluster · 3–5 min · fast

The 25-minute version if you'd rather do something else with the afternoon.

Oink / Union of Genius / The Haggis Box

All open at lunch, all shut 17:00

Lunch is the easy meal today. Dinner is the hard one — see below.

Paradise Palms again — after 21:00

Kitchen to 22:00, bar to 01:00

Reuben Kaye ends 21:00. If you skip the Stamptown draft, this is a real late dinner. If you take Stamptown at 21:50 you have 50 min — enough here, nowhere else.

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Gap · morning → 14:45 · wide open

Free morning

Shows that fit

★ BEST FIT
Alan Bissett: The Red Hourglass

12:20 · The Stand Comedy Club 2 (5b), 16 North St Andrew St EH2 1HJ · 60 min

The five-star quotes are from 2012. Fest, BroadwayBaby and ThreeWeeks ★★★★★ and the Independent ★★★★ all date from the original run — Bissett's own site files this as a 2012 play. No 2026 review found. A well-regarded revival, not a show carrying current notices.

Solo show: he plays five characters, none of them human, trapped in a research facility. Surreal and dark. Tickets available for Thursday (Tuesday has no central allocation, and it's dark Mon and Wed — Thursday and Friday are your only clean shots).
Ends 13:20. The Stand → Assembly George Square is 24 min, allow 30, so you're at COMA by ~13:50 with 55 min in hand. It also sits in the New Town, 10 min from Collective on Calton Hill and 8 min from Stills — so it turns the morning into one coherent trip north rather than a special journey.

Do

Eat — the 13:00 window

Booked

DARKFIELD: COMA

14:45–15:15 · Assembly George Square (8), George Square EH8 9LH · 30 min · 1 ticket

★★★★ Binge Fringe, 9 Aug (Finlay Clench) — "There is no denying something magical takes place when you place yourself in the hands of master experience-makers and performers such as these."

Fresh review, landed yesterday. Immersive shipping-container piece — exactly your territory.

Gap · 15:15 → 18:25 · 3h 10m

Afternoon in George Square

Shows that fit

Fuccbois

17:05–18:05 · Assembly George Square Studios (17) · £16.50 · queer

No review yet.

1 min from the COMA container. Ends 18:05 and ZOO Southside is ~5 min — 15 min slack for Evita Too. Fits, but see the eating warning.

Eat — read this before you plan the evening

Evita Too ends 19:40 and Reuben Kaye starts 20:00 six minutes away. That is a 20-minute turnaround with no slack. You will not eat between them. Either eat in the 16:00–17:00 window, or you're not eating until 21:00.

Do

Booked

Sh!t Theatre: Evita Too

18:25–19:40 · ZOO Southside (82), 117 Nicolson St · ~75 min · 1 ticket

Anarchic "mega musical".

Tight · 20 min, no slack

Evita Too → Reuben Kaye

ZOO Southside 19:40 → 6 min walk → 20:00 curtain

Not a clash, but there is nothing in it. Don't linger, don't queue for a drink, and don't plan to eat.

Booked

Reuben Kaye: Hard to Swallow

20:00–21:00 · Assembly George Square Gardens (3), Palais du Variété · 1 ticket · £18 · 16+

Venue confirmed: Palais du Variété, Assembly George Square Gardens. My guess of "the George Square cluster" was right and the ~6 min walk from ZOO Southside holds. Explosive queer cabaret. The ★★★★ Chortle review often cited for this is dated 19 April 2026 — Melbourne, not Edinburgh. No 2026 Edinburgh notice yet.

Draft · book ahead

Stamptown (Zach Zucker)

21:50–22:50 · Assembly George Square Gardens (3) · £20

No 2026 review. Billed as a chaotic sell-out variety show.

Confirmed same venue as Reuben Kaye (Assembly George Square Gardens) — a real 50 min changeover with no walk at all. Cleanest late fit of the week. Historically sells out; book in advance rather than chancing the door. Clown/variety, right in your lane.

Shape of the day: last day, and now completely clean — the 15:00 clash was never yours. Bi-Curious George, then a run through Underbelly Cowgate, then a wide-open last night from 19:50.

Pleasance CourtyardBraw Venues Hill StreetUnderbelly CowgateMonkey BarrelUnderbelly Bristo SquareGilded Balloon TeviotAssembly RoxySummerhall
10:00
5h free · until 15:00
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15:00
15:00–16:00 · 1h Pleasance Courtyard
Below
15:15
15:15–16:15 · not yours — Steve & Phil Braw Venues Hill Street
16:00
2h 30m free · 20 min of it is the walk · until 18:50
17:45Desperate Wee Gay Boy Underbelly Cowgate1h 25m spare before · 5 min after
walk 12 min · allow 20 · you have 2h 50m
18:50
18:50–19:50 · 1h Underbelly Cowgate
Belly Button
19:50
Free from 19:50 · rest of the night
21:15Lou Wall: Where Are All The Tall Grandmas? Monkey Barrel1h 10m after your last show
23:20Naughty Cabaret Underbelly Bristo Square3h 15m after your last show
23:55Late'n'Live Gilded Balloon Teviot3h 50m after your last show
21:10Bryn Woz: SMUT Assembly Roxy1h 05m after your last show
21:30Elf Lyons is The Woman on the Edge Pleasance Courtyard1h 20m after your last show
21:45Lil Wenker: BOYKING Pleasance Courtyard1h 35m after your last show
21:10Bigfoot Ripped My Dog In Half I Saw It Summerhall55 min after your last show

Walking times modelled from venue postcodes (±20%). Allow = walk + 5 min for queues, rounded up to the next 5.

🍽 Food near by

Pleasance Courtyard

Ting Thai Caravan / Civerinos

Teviot Place / Bristo cluster · 7–8 min from Pleasance, then ~10 min down to Cowgate

Eat at 16:15, be at Underbelly by 17:35. Comfortable.

Paradise Palms · last-night sit-down

41 Lothian St · kitchen to 22:00, bar to 01:00 · ~10 min from Cowgate, ~5 from Pleasance

With Elf Lyons at 21:30 you have 19:50–21:15 — a real dinner, not a scramble. Best last-night shape on offer.

on the walk

Mosque Kitchen

Nicolson St · cheap, fast

The under-30-minute version.

Civerinos / Ting Thai Caravan

Bristo cluster · fast

If you take the 21:10 SMUT or chase Bigfoot instead, the window shrinks to ~65 min — go quick.

Paradise Palms · if you skip the 17:45 draft

41 Lothian St · kitchen to 22:00

With no 17:45 show you have 2h50 — that's a proper last-night sit-down before Mothman.

Reviews and booking notes
Gap · morning → 15:00

Last free morning

Do

Booked

Bi-Curious George: Snail Trail

15:00–16:00 · Pleasance Courtyard (33) · 1 ticket · queer clown, 16+

The clash that was flagged here for two days does not exist. Nothing competes with this — just go.

Not yours · no action

Behind Closed Doors — Steve's

15:15–16:15 · Braw Venues (41), Hill Street, Alba Theatre

Created by Steve with Phil as the sole invitee and you not on the guest list, Meet link attached, no ticket in any of your orders. Same fingerprint as Trainspotting Live. Listed only so you know why it's on the shared calendar.

Gap · 16:00 → 18:50 · 2h 50m

Pleasance Courtyard → Underbelly Cowgate

Shows that fit

Desperate Wee Gay Boy

17:45–18:45 · Underbelly Cowgate (61), 66 Cowgate · £13

No review yet.

Same building as Mothman at 18:50 — a five-minute changeover with no walk. Zero-travel last-day filler.

Eat — the 19:00 window, moved earlier

If you take the 17:45 draft, dinner has to happen 16:15–17:30. Ondine's pre-theatre (17:30–18:30, George IV Bridge) is too late to work.

Booked

Mothman: A Romance Musical

18:50–19:50 · Underbelly Cowgate (61), 66 Cowgate EH1 1JX · 1 ticket

Cryptid B-movie romance musical.

Gap · 19:50 → late · your last night

Last night, wide open

Mothman ends 19:50 at Underbelly Cowgate. Everything below is walkable from there. The old Trainspotting draft is deleted — it only ever existed to fix a clash that was not yours.

Shows that fit

★ BEST FIT
Elf Lyons is The Woman on the Edge

21:30 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Beyond · 60 min · £18 · 53% left · 16+

★★★★★ The Quinntessential Review (Will Quinn), 9 Aug 2026 — a review from this run, not recycled marketing.

Clowning, opera and mime; a breakup as surrealist physical comedy. Gaulier lineage, dead centre of your taste. 12 min walk, so you are there by ~20:05 with 85 min in hand — room for a proper last supper first.

Bryn Woz: SMUT

21:10 · Assembly Roxy (139), The Snug Bar · 60 min · £13 · 86% left

★★★★ Corr Blimey (Hunter King), 7 Aug 2026; positive unrated notice from Entertainment Now, 6 Aug.

Queer burlesque-character cabaret — a fictional burlesque legend launching her filthy memoir. 12 min walk, ~65 min slack. Cheapest and emptiest here.

Lou Wall: Where Are All The Tall Grandmas?

21:15 · Monkey Barrel (515), Room 4 · 60 min · £15 · 28% left — scarcest here · 16+

No Edinburgh 2026 review. Only rating is ★★★½ Chortle, 3 Apr 2026 — that was Melbourne, and the reviewer found it "weighed down by its own sincerity".

Queer anarchic multimedia musical comedy. 3 min walk — shortest hop of the week. But a 100-seat room at 28% is the one that goes first: book now or let it go.

Coco The Time-Travelling Tart

21:45 · Underbelly George Square, Buttercup · 60 min · £15.50 · 68% left · 16+

★★★½ Chortle (Steve Bennett), 9 Aug 2026 — and he explicitly calls it suited to a late-night slot.

High-glamour drag, wildly interactive, deliberately low-fi. 12 min walk, 100+ min slack.

Lil Wenker: BOYKING · CRITICS SPLIT

21:45 · Pleasance Courtyard (33), Bunker 1 · 60 min · £14 · 37% left

★★ Fest (Louis Cammell), 7 Aug 2026 — "an hour of shouting". vs 4.3/5 Edinburgh Reviews (Andrew Girdwood), 9 Aug 2026 — "a masterclass in subversive clowning".

Billed as clown horror comedy: a power-mad eight-year-old prince, aggressive audience work, tap-dancing. Genuinely high variance — the two current reviews could not disagree more. If being menaced by a clown is the point, this is your show.

Bigfoot Ripped My Dog In Half I Saw It · THE CHASE

21:10 · Summerhall (26), Main Hall · 60 min · £17 · central allocation still exhausted

★★★★★ BroadwayWorld, 8 Aug 2026 — "Experimental. Daring."

It does play Friday and the walk works: 18 min from Cowgate, 60 min slack. But Summerhall shows "not available" on every date and points you at the venue, so this is a box-office-in-person gamble, not a plan. One aggregator claims tickets are buyable; it contradicts both the venue and the live feed, so do not trust it. Runs to 30 Aug — the scarcity is demand, not a closing run.

Not listed: Garry Starr: Classic Penguins also plays Friday at 21:20 — but you see it Tuesday with Nick and Alexander.

If you want to make a night of it

Late'n'Live

23:55 · Gilded Balloon Teviot (14) · 80% left

The classic anarchic late-night bill. Elf Lyons ends 22:30, which rolls into this with time to spare — the obvious last-night finish if you can face a 2am bedtime. Running time, price and reviews unverified — a lead, not a booking.

Naughty Cabaret

23:20 · Underbelly Bristo Square (302) · 91% left

Late-night variety, almost empty. Same caveat: unverified on running time and price.

Eat

Sources this morning: edfringeguide.com (allocation %), pleasance.co.uk, festival.summerhallarts.co.uk, tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk, edfringe.com, BroadwayWorld Scotland, Binge Fringe, Chortle, The Reviews Hub.

Awards status as of today: no 2026 Fringe Firsts announced (ceremony Fri 28 Aug). The Popcorn Writing Award is paused for 2026 and Total Theatre Awards remain on pause — edfringe.com's awards page still lists Popcorn and is stale. No (ISH) Comedy Award longlist yet; the only award news in the last 48h is that the Edinburgh Comedy Awards appointed a new executive director (9 Aug). Beware search results for an "(ISH) longlist" — the top hit is from 2023.

Where a show has no 2026 review I've said so rather than reusing prior-run marketing stars. Anything I couldn't confirm from a live page this morning is marked unverified.